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2024-09-28 06:01 pm

(more) questions

Scoured from the depths of this site. I cannot stop thinking about the epic highs of answering 50 questions. I have to do it again or i’ll literally explode.

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
I own one plate which I stole off my roommate. It’s white.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
A Scanner Darkly! It’s lovely and someone should make it into a movie that doesn’t suck thank you.

3. RIGHT HANDED OR LEFT HANDED?
Right.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial pursuit specifically an edition before I was born specifically while drunk.

5. FAVORITE SOCIAL MEDIA?
Twitter I fear.

6. FAVORITE SMELL?
The smell you get inside of stairways and elevators. Omg and chlorine I love chlorine man.

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
Wet dog.

8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
My dms probably I gotta keep on top of my communications.

9. FAVORITE COLOR?
Red!!!

10. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Purple. Sorry purple.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Straight to voicemail unless you’ve texted me saying you’re calling and even then it’s touch and go.

12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Probably something stupid.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
My bffs and three square meals and my cat.

14. DO YOU HAVE PETS?
cat and a dog.

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
I’m not an icecream guy.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I don’t like to drive but if i’m driving i’m going to be going 10 under.

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No, but I have a stuffed isopod that sits in the corner of my room on top of my dirty laundry.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
They’re alright.

19. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
I’ve never owned a car.

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Brad Pitt maybe but it’s probably better if I dont because I think I’d get so scared I’d shit myself.

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Sangria or vodka straight. I hate rum and I’m convinced it doesn’t actually get a person drunk.

22. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Aries!! March 31st!

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Idk what this means man.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Big shot bigwig director.

25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY HAIR COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I like my natural colour the best but I’ve had it dyed every colour at least once.

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
Idk.

28. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Babylon (2022)!!

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
No, I was born after 1995.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
I have a set of drawers underneath my bed. Inside the drawers is nothing.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
Twelve

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
F1.

33. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
Making the wrong choices.

34. FAVORITE SONG?
Fast Car atm.

35. FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
Better call Saul, and Family guy.

36. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
Ketchup but if I’m allowed a secret third option I’ll pick mayo.

37. HAMBURGERS OR HOTDOGS?
Hotdogs.

38. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
Water. Is water soft?

39. THE BEST PLACES YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
My house. My friends house. The Tim hortons at my college.

40. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
I don’t own a computer. If I did it would be horses.

41. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS?
Wendy’s

42. DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE RIGHT NOW THAT YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH?
Yeah but dont tell anyone.

43. WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY?
I slept until 6pm and then watched hoof cleaning tiktoks until I fell back asleep.

44. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Mac and cheese!

45. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 20 YEARS?
Married and old and with like five cats and a hot wife.

46. IF YOU HAD THE CHOICE OF ANY SUPERHERO POWER TO POSSESS, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Maybe if I could run really fast.

47. WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST DREAM YOU'VE EVER HAD?
Flushed my cat down the toilet but she crawled up through the tank.

48. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLASSICAL COMPOSER?
I’m not smart enough to have an answer for this.
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2024-09-24 07:02 pm

questions i stole

via whoopsitswhump ty bff

1) Put your iTunes, Spotify or whatever you use on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

- uptown girl (billy Joel)
- Fox on the run (sweet)
- Superstar (toy box)
- Gold coast rhythm —jacks party (justin hurwitz)
- Vampires will never hurt you (mcr)
- fun, fun, fun (the beach boys)

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Stewie from family guy.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

I don’t own a book.

4) What do you think about most?

Women.

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

I hope not. I’ve written poetry about someone though.

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

Birds !!!

7) What’s your religion?

I’m an atheist.

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

On a walk listening to music or on my way to class.

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

My Chemical Romance because of teenage nostalgia.

10) What was the last lie you told?

Told my friend I didn’t know why one of our mutual friends was upset with her.

11) Do you believe in karma?

Not for others but for myself, yeah.

12) What does your URL mean?

It’s gibberish I fear.

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness: i’m not self aware
strength: I can do a cartwheel halfway

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

Brad Pitt.

15) How do you vent your anger?

Long drunk gossip sessions with my best friend.

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

Not on purpose but I have a ton of tubes of white acrylic because I keep forgetting I’ve bought it.

17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Yeah!

18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

hate: my painting prof’s voice
love: cats purring

19) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I didn’t fall victim to the cartdemic.

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Aliens yeah ghosts no.

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

1. Nothing.
2.My blanket

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Drying paint.

23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

My old middle school.

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

Chappel Roan.

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Subjectively I’d say eating a snack every 1-2 hours.

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes and i hit a parked car does that count?

27) What was the last movie you saw?

The cabinet of doctor calagari x 2

28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

A concussion.

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

Ordering pizza for 40 dollars at 12am.

30) Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Multiple and all of them were true.

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

It depends, but not really.

32) What is your astrological sign?

Aries!

33) What’s the last thing you purchased?

A burrito.

34) Love or lust?

Lust 1000%

35) In a relationship?

Man i wish.

36) How many relationships have you had?

Serious? One. Casual dates and hookups and stuff? Probably three.

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I’m super nice when I want someone to like me.

38) Where is your best friend?

One is at the doctor and the other one is at her house probably.

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Working on my comic inks for a class.

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

No.

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I’d try to save the dog.

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) I’d try not to and fail really spectacularly.
B) Get drunk.
C) I want to say no but yeah.

43) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Any song that plays in Zoolander.

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Depends on the relationship.

45) How can I win your heart?

Offer to pay for my drinks.

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yes.

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Going to college and getting a job.

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

The normal stuff.

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart".

Beat.

50) Basic question; what’s your favorite colour/colours?

RED !

51) What is your current desktop picture?

I don’t own a computer but my phone is Burt Reynolds.

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

They asked Obama this and he went wild.

53) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Why did you call your best friend at 1am yesterday?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

I never have to clip my toenails.

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Third grade recess.

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

The halloween party I went to two years ago.

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

I don’t think I have that dog in me.

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Vegas.

59) Ever been on a plane?

Yes 👍

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

1. brad pitt
2. john gilbert
3. burt reynolds
4. rachel sennott
5. hasan piker
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2024-03-29 10:56 am
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IntroPosting

Niche esoteric man looking to find a niche esoteric wife.

I’m interested in a ton of stuff but generally not super knowledgeable on any of it, that said, please come tell me everything you know about:

Fight Club—more broadly though I’ll read anything, currently trying to make my way through my TBR and failing horrendously, help me fail and drop more book recs—, socialism/geopolitics/Neoliberalism And Its Consequences, Televangelists and megachurches, film, sci fi (but please not hard sci fi), fanfiction and fan culture, Queer Shit, and anything to do with American culture and history.

Other basic fun facts about me…I’m 19, a full time student which basically means next to nothing considering my major, I’ll probably vent/journal a bit, this is my ao3 and this this is my tumblr if you want to go follow me over there.